When the aliens invaded Earth, the intelligent terrestrial species assembled to form a resistance plan. The first point of order was how to communicate securely.

“The best place to hide is out in the open,” tooted the Dolphins.

“Safety in numbers,” tweeted the Crows.

And so the resistance was broadcast on FM radio, which the aliens had long since dismissed as useless background noise.


It’s now canon: cetaceans use Mastodon and corvids use Twitter.

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