Humanity has unified and colonized Mars, and I am the first to scale Olympus. Now, as I near the central caldera, I pass through an invisible veil, and see … a different Mount Olympus.
There is Aphrodite, and Artemis, and Dionysus. All the major deities. Except one. “Where’s Ares?” I venture.
“You’re standing on him.”
I look down and realize I am standing on a grave. What…?
“We had no use for a god of war here.”
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