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When the Zombie Wars began, there was a lot of misdirected anger at the other Undead. The Mummy community bore the brunt of it. A lot of humans couldn’t or wouldn’t tell the difference.
There was a prolonged lawsuit and, finally, a court ruling: a Mummy was an Undead that got drier as it aged, and a Zombie was an Undead that got moister as it aged.
The Mummy community celebrated with a giant symbolic Jaffa Cake.
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@FutzleFiction Aah, the philosophy of the Jaffa Cake.
I for one wouldn't dunk a Jaffa Cake into my tea, so it can't be a biscuit.
Equally, I'd not ask a Zombie to move boxes of books for me, but I'd probably trust a Mummy to keep them safe & dry.
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@FutzleFiction
Cake (or biscuits forthat matter) is not proper food for any self-respecting Jaffa.
Oh. You didn't mean that kind of Jaffa? Carry on then.
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@normandc Indeed.
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@FutzleFiction I think I'll be using this article to explain being nonbinary from now on. Not quite a cookie, not quite a cake, but sweet all the same! 
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For those not au courant with the Cake vs Biscuit saga: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38985820