In California, all chocolate products are required to carry this notice:
From the Lycanthrope Care Society
“Chocolate is poisonous to werewolves during the full moon. If you have a werewolf in your life, please ensure that at least a day before full moon, all chocolate and cocoa has been removed from your premises or consumed.”
I don’t have any werewolves in my life but I’m totally using this as an excuse to binge that whole block.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.