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In California, all chocolate products are required to carry this notice:
“SAFETY WARNING
From the Lycanthrope Care Society
“Chocolate is poisonous to werewolves during the full moon. If you have a werewolf in your life, please ensure that at least a day before full moon, all chocolate and cocoa has been removed from your premises or consumed.”
I don’t have any werewolves in my life but I’m totally using this as an excuse to binge that whole block.
(Due to a bureaucratic bungle, this warning is also legally required on white chocolate and carob.)