I have a habit of collecting paint sample cards from the hardware store, because of their silly names.

Get a load of this one:

Whisper Mist
Celadon Dream
Tundra Forest
Bottle o' Beer

Or this one:

Chiffon Pride
Linen Candy
Musky Carnation
Dangerous Whelk

Or this one:

Help I'm
Trapped Inside
A Paint Can
Release Me

I bought a sample pot of Release Me. It's sitting on the table in front of me and I'm debating whether to open it.

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