I have a habit of collecting paint sample cards from the hardware store, because of their silly names.
Get a load of this one:
Whisper Mist
Celadon Dream
Tundra Forest
Bottle o' Beer
Or this one:
Chiffon Pride
Linen Candy
Musky Carnation
Dangerous Whelk
Or this one:
Help I'm
Trapped Inside
A Paint Can
Release Me
I bought a sample pot of Release Me. It's sitting on the table in front of me and I'm debating whether to open it.