There are downsides to being the world’s most famous movie producer.


I step into the elevator car, and just as the doors close, a man rushes in wielding a ream of paper. He makes a beeline for me. “I’ve got this great idea,” he beams.

Caption: NOW

“…So in chapter 85, our hero, having evaded the zombies, discovers a secret city of Amazons…”

I slump further in my seat and pinch the bridge of my nose. Space elevator pitches are the worst.

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