There are downsides to being the world’s most famous movie producer.
Caption: 48 HOURS EARLIER
I step into the elevator car, and just as the doors close, a man rushes in wielding a ream of paper. He makes a beeline for me. “I’ve got this great idea,” he beams.
“…So in chapter 85, our hero, having evaded the zombies, discovers a secret city of Amazons…”
I slump further in my seat and pinch the bridge of my nose. Space elevator pitches are the worst.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.