When the moon is full, the dogs of the neighbourhood howl. They are actually telling each other ghost stories.
“Ruby woke up one morning and her humans were gone!”
“Bailey found himself tied up, covered in sushi, and surrounded by all of the neighbours’ cats!”
“Rex looked at the wrapper for the treat that he just ate, and it said: CHOCOLATE!”
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.