Our next guest on the Antiques Spaceshow is Yawei, who's brought along a planet. Have you had it long, madam?

I can see the hallmark on this northern glacier here, it’s a Magrathean design, an award-winning design.

It seems to be a bit tarnished, did you try to clean it yourself, madam? You immersed it in water 6000 years ago, yes, well, maybe don’t do that again.

I recommend that you get this planet insured as soon as you get it home. It’s probably worth at least eight Ningis.

@FutzleFiction I wonder how much climate change has lowered the price of this planet ...

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