It was the perfect swindle: memorize all the answers to past seasons of Jeopardy!, and then go back in time and compete.
So I bet it all when the final clue on the board came up as a Daily Double.
I can’t give Alex the correct answer—who is trans actor Elliot Page—and I refuse to deadname him. So I say nothing.
I come third. I may be a swindler, but I have morals.