We platypuses sleep a lot. While we sleep, we dream. And our minds Travel. Wherever we Travel, we collect a trait from the people we meet.
We’ve met people who lay eggs, people with venomous claws, people with faces that can sense electricity. Last year we met people with fluorescent hair.
You may not believe that we Travel, but that’s all right: we are accustomed to scepticism, even about our existence. Scepticism is a trait we never collected.
@FutzleFiction if there was a petition to include a platypus emoticon in unicode I would sign it in a heartbeat!
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.