Dad was teaching me how to write the Pharaoh’s writing.
“So this character is a senet board—“
“Wait. Senet? The board game?”
“—Yes, it makes the sound—“
“The game no one plays any more?”
“—Yes, our writing has a long and illustrious history—“
“We have a character specifically for obsolete technology?”
“How quaint. Carry on, Grandpa.”
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.