Every time I went into the bathroom, my cat scrabbled frantically at the closed door.
“Stop that!” I scolded her, flinging the door open. “There’s no secret portal in here.”
The cat sauntered past me into the bathroom, and a secret portal opened. She turned to face me before stepping in. “Are you coming?”
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.