With the loss of sea ice in the Arctic, and the hazards of Christmas logistics in 24-hour darkness, Santa Claus announced that operations would be relocating to the South Pole.
“What about the scientists at Amundsen-Scott Station?” one of the elves asked.
“They’ll get a present too,” Santa assured them.
On Christmas “morning”, Amundsen-Scott woke to find they had a new neutrino detector.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.