Not only did we prove our universe was a simulation, but we’ve probed the hardware our simulation is running on.
Well, I say “hardware”, but we think our universe is running under a hypervisor, collocated with other universes. And thanks to a communication backchannel vulnerability in that hypervisor, we’re able to talk with one of those universes.
Now we think we’ve found a privilege escalation, so once we’ve contacted all the other universes, we’re going to try and get root.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.