One of the first things I was asked to do with the Department of Palaeontology’s new time machine was to go and record some authentic dinosaur noises.

When I got back I was too embarrassed to share the actual sounds. They were indistinguishable from peacocks, cockatoos, lorikeets.

I went to my friend who worked in foley for the film industry and they whipped up some plausible roars and bellows.

Please don’t tell.

@FutzleFiction Now I really want to hear some slowed down bird sounds with bass. A chickadee chirping with its chest voice. A duck, but detuned to sound like a duck-billed dinosaur.

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