It's surprising how many people hire arborists to trim a hedge. We only cost 3x your average gardener. Doesn't bother me. I'll just do it really really slowly. Rich people are weird. They don't even know what they want. They just want us to do things to the plants.
@Funkpirata I've seen a court order that required arborists 'with AQF level 3' certification to trim a bamboo fence
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