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I swear that any Chinwag services will never give you a notification for anything that you don't ask for or can't turn off.

Also I'll respect my fucking users' decisions and not revert settings every so often hoping you won't notice.

Chinwag apps will respect your fucking decisions about what content you want to see, none of this "See less often" bullshit.

Yes, I had to use the terrible sites today and wow I'd forgotten how good we have it here, folks.

I'm going to find the person responsible for designing humans, and have a very stern discussion about sweat rash. I really feel like this is something that should have been rectified pre-production.

Went out to buy an $8 drill bit, came out with a Stihl 2-stroke blower. I still haven't done any drilling... But man is the yard clean :-)

I shouldn't be allowed out without supervision :-/

I spent the morning neck deep in crocodile infested water scraping barnacles off the bottom of a racing boat. How's your Tuesday shaping up?

Just what I need at the end of a 10 hour work day, the power is out with no idea when it will be back. Can't even cook dinner. Exhausted and hungry. Bah humbug I say. I'm buying a gas stove tomorrow.

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This has to be one of the worst ideas anyone has ever had. Ever.

But hey trust us everything is all legal and above board and human rightsy cause we're the police :facepalm:

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"Further details about the tool could not be released because of “methodological sensitivities".... So basically they're being sh*tc% but they don't want to tell us exactly in what ways because we will all be rightly very angry.

Victoria police refuses to reveal how many young people tracked using secretive data tool

Fears young people from culturally diverse backgrounds are being disproportionately targeted

I've been watching this great series where a guy builds a car from scratch (Mazda miata) explaining all components, how they work, and how to put them together. It's really well done. Cost me about $25 I think. Well worth it if you're interested in mechanics and engines. I'm learning a lot. Makes me want a bigger workshop :-/

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Dogs play the game where you don't let the balloon touch the ground. On a beach. I watched at least a dozen loops already and I'm not even close to done

Bloody legend. I bet they wouldn't be rushing to change the law in question if he was a suit wearing conservative 🙄

'Pineapple' Hooper is offered and accepts role as Rockhampton mayor

Dubbed the "accidental mayor" and the "Steven Bradbury of politics", the self-funded retiree is officially offered the role by Electoral Commission Queensland after his predecessor's shock resignation earlier this month.

Supervising and directing. Making sure I don't slack off. Making sure the job is done right. Good dog :-)

I need a landcruiser to go see all of the beautiful wild places. I need all of the money immediately. Maybe I'll embark on a life of disorganised crime

What kind of complete moron decides to work on Saturday even though they absolutely don't have to?

*raises hand halfheartedly*

A fingerprint sensor on a phone is a wonderful thing... Until it doesn't work... Then it makes you want to smash the stupid phone I hate it so much

I know I'm getting older because songs I once would have mocked viscously my first thought now is "it's got a really positive message"

I just managed to burn myself intensely from my lips to my stomach. Always blow on the pie :-/

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My brother who teaches English in Japan has been making teaching materials so the kids can learn how British people celebrate Christmas.
I think this is a work of deadpan comic genius.

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