Guy just peed on a bulk of power cables behind a food truck.
Live fast, die young, isn't it?
close your eyes and listen to "Rampue - Sonne Park und Sterni" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ccMmxIEDQ&list=RDKelpIRaczs0&index=5
Why is #debian page that old/ugly?
Just do a bunch of screenshots and a list, first impressions count.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.