The best piece of comedy I ever performed was the time I jumped down off the back of a ute and stepped on the end of a rake causing the handle to swing up and hit me squarely in the face. It was for an audience of zero.
So next year for comedy festival ...
you could lay out about a dozen rakes on the stage and then stalk about for the entire time, missing them all.
best part is, if you accidentally stepped on one, that'd work too.
@Nikolai_Kingsley @mike no two shows ever the same!
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.