When I die, should my body be put in the ground in a cemetery, I want a pressure pad put just under the ground that goes off when someone walks on top.
And from the gravestone, an eerie voice intones, "Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.