You need a lapcat not a laptop. Both can keep your lap warm, only one is soft and furry and helps keep your blood pressure down. #Mastocats
#BunnyTips Cover your telephone and charger wires. Your bunny will attempt to chew through them at the first opportunity.
This is to isolate you, ensuring you cannot call for help.
Discovery S2e1 Show more
Think I need to watch season 1 again...
reading everyones hot takes about the daily dot piece. ugh. people are really forgetting how decentralization works. there is no "mastodon" culture. there are bubbles. failing to mention that over half the people on the fediverse don't speak english and live in countries that have their own politics and their own presidents and dictators to talk about.
"So you're a shapeshifter? Cool! I've always wanted to be a wolf, or wombat, or-"
"We can only take the shape of one animal."
"Oh. Which one?"
"It varies from person to person."
"Yeah, but what's yours?"
"But you are..."
"Oh, I have taken human shape for the moment."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Phone meeting - 2.75hr and done Show more
Oh, sweet relief!
I was relevant for the last 5 minutes of that.
Phone meeting - 2.5hr and counting Show more
Do I get time off for good behaviour?
Phone meeting - 2hr and counting Show more
There's 2 on my side of the video conference, and 3 on the other. One at the other end is clearly not interested in being there, and possibly doesn't realise he's on the screen...
Phone meeting - 1.5hr and counting Show more
Video conference part commenced.
Right now I'm taking notes...
Good article about free Adobe alternatives. Be creative without paying! https://lifehacker.com/27-free-alternatives-to-adobes-expensive-app-subscripti-1831737178
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