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*hnrk* Oh my gosh I had the most terrible nightmare. I dreamt that Australia returned one of the most comically evil governments it has ever known. Thank god that wasn't the case. Oh well now to have my tea and check the news.

@MsPraxis just saw you tweet on Eurovision semi final 1!

丹 when you get an official service email from someone's home account (presumably)... hello chockyboy@yahoo.com

ya know ya don't look professional, at all?

hey @mike do you get to wear as snazzy purple smock for work today?

Running an means you find strange things that people do (and take).

Missing:
* a couple of powerboards
* a door snake

Broken:
* Clock hand (the hour hands just hands limply pointing at 6pm permanently).

And then there's the expected things to go missing and get broken...
Plates, bowls, mugs, glasses, cutlery, toys, games,
green shopping bags...

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This is Phizzy. Phizzy loves her brother Pi, and she shows him this regularly by grooming him.

This is Pi. Pi loves his little sister and gets comfort from being close to her.

We're all a little bit like Pi.

alt-text: 2 cats curled up on a couch. One, Pi, is resting against the legs of the other, Phizzy. Both cats are looking up at the camera.

Holiday weekend, best way to relax.

No washing machine here and I pay people to clean, so nothing for me to do except read, watch TV and snooze.

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"The machine is designed to show what our universe looks like from the outside."
"How can that even be a thing?"
"Well, all we see is noise."
"Analog or digital?"
"Er. Digital."
"Parse it as binary."
"Hang on... Oh. It's text. A story. About us."
"What happens next?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"You have a lot of books. What are you going to do, build a throne?"
"What a silly idea. No, I'll build a sofa, so they can be shared."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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I want to write a free, copyleft book about how to thrive on low income in the USA, because all the books on personal finance give advice like "don't buy a latte every day," instead of "first, get your staples at the food bank, and *then* any other food via food stamps."

I've been writing an outline, and I need more sources. What books and links can you tell me about that are like more the food stamp example? (And please retoot!)

Back in paradise

Long trip up but so worth it!

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TAIWAN JUST LEGALIZED SAME SEX MARRIAGE HOLY SHIT

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Who else is looking forward to the season finale of Australian politics tomorrow?

TGIF

and a half-day at that!

1.5 hours left in my work day.
so far it's consisted of brain dumps of my brain to other people for them to do work.

Best kind of day!

Halls Gap for the weekend! woot!

in the room!

Tweet from Dan Craddock (@slowburnweb)
Dan Craddock (@slowburnweb) Tweeted:
Full house for the Melbourne chapter of t.co/K4FgQZRyKp twitter.com/slowburnweb/status

At an Meetup (web design), and very pleased to see food provided.

Food is an accessibility issue.

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